Top: Mert & Marcus for Stella McCartney 

Bottom: Marilyn Minter

Today is brought to you by the letter M.

I mean, if you’re going to be paying what I am sure is an extraordinary day rate for Mert & Marcus, at least get something better than a bad Minter rip off. 

If you think about it, a lot of these advertorial photographers day rates are well over $100k, why not hire the artist?* Or at least try? Or at least try to get something original? 

That is going to be today. I’m going to post my fantasy artist/fashion collaborations. 

*Besides the obvious that the artist doesn’t want to participate. 


Small and miniature oil paintings by Jessica Gardner

Can it please be 5 already…….